WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)
Directed by: Clement & Waititi / Written by: Clement & Waititi
"Make very funny jokes!" - Yourself
THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN (1957)
Fisher / Sangster
"The curse appears to be that Frankenstein is a huge dick, and who doesn't like a huge dick?" - Yourself
[JOHN] RAMBO [4][IV] (2008)
Stallone / Monterastelli
"Rambo gives PTSD one final, gory trip 'round the block in this final gory sayonara to an era of shoot-em-up action movies worth seeing" - Yourself
STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)
Abrams / Kasdan
"Not once did a CGI elderly person backflip at Dracula, and that easily makes this the best Star War yet!" - Yourself
METAL GEAR SOLID (1998)
Kojima / Kojima & Fukushima
"With a startling amount of filmic ripoffs and not nearly enough stealth to be called a stealth game, this is goofily memorable just through its obvious lack of inhibition" - Yourself
DIE HARD (1988)
McTiernan / de Souza
"My family got so into the Christmas Spirit after gathering round for lines like 'I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national television!'!" - Yourself
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE (1997 ;-[ )
Lucas / Lucas
"There is a lot to like about this particular movie, including the laser guns and the stormtroopers" - Yourself
THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (1974)
Rankin & Bass / Keenan
"This isn't much of a real movie, I just wanted to brag about watching it" - Yourself
THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (2006)
Underwood / Wilson & Martin
"This is certainly even less of a real movie. Wait... Ron Underwood? Of Tremors? Why, Ron, why?" - Yourself
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)
Zombie / Zombie
"More homage than I know what to do with, and more fetishy music video exploitation than any right-thinking individual does, I'm almost worried by my repeated enjoyment of this one" - Yourself
METAL GEAR SOLID 2 (2001)
Kojima / Kojima & Fukushima
"This is one of the best wife abuse simulators I've ever played, and one can only admire how extremely far up his own ass Hideo Kojima can fit" - Yourself
DEATH WISH 3 (1985)
Winner / Jakoby
"The real question is whether I feel I ever need to watch another movie, as it will have no chance of entering the same universe of quality as DEATH WISH 3" - Yourself
TOP FIVE:
Psycho
Perfect Blue
Roujin Z
-- (Gremlins) - already seen
-- (Braindead) - already seen
Death Wish 3
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
BOTTOM FIVE:
Dracula
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Crimson Peak
The Year without a Santa Claus '06
Stallone / Monterastelli
"Rambo gives PTSD one final, gory trip 'round the block in this final gory sayonara to an era of shoot-em-up action movies worth seeing" - Yourself
STAR WARS EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015)
Abrams / Kasdan
"Not once did a CGI elderly person backflip at Dracula, and that easily makes this the best Star War yet!" - Yourself
METAL GEAR SOLID (1998)
Kojima / Kojima & Fukushima
"With a startling amount of filmic ripoffs and not nearly enough stealth to be called a stealth game, this is goofily memorable just through its obvious lack of inhibition" - Yourself
DIE HARD (1988)
McTiernan / de Souza
"My family got so into the Christmas Spirit after gathering round for lines like 'I'm not the one who just got buttfucked on national television!'!" - Yourself
STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE (1997 ;-[ )
Lucas / Lucas
"There is a lot to like about this particular movie, including the laser guns and the stormtroopers" - Yourself
BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE (1974)
Tull / Anderson
"Now that's *alright* by me!" - Yourself
THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (1974)
Rankin & Bass / Keenan
"This isn't much of a real movie, I just wanted to brag about watching it" - Yourself
THE YEAR WITHOUT A SANTA CLAUS (2006)
Underwood / Wilson & Martin
"This is certainly even less of a real movie. Wait... Ron Underwood? Of Tremors? Why, Ron, why?" - Yourself
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)
Zombie / Zombie
"More homage than I know what to do with, and more fetishy music video exploitation than any right-thinking individual does, I'm almost worried by my repeated enjoyment of this one" - Yourself
METAL GEAR SOLID 2 (2001)
Kojima / Kojima & Fukushima
"This is one of the best wife abuse simulators I've ever played, and one can only admire how extremely far up his own ass Hideo Kojima can fit" - Yourself
DEATH WISH 3 (1985)
Winner / Jakoby
"The real question is whether I feel I ever need to watch another movie, as it will have no chance of entering the same universe of quality as DEATH WISH 3" - Yourself
TOP FIVE:
Psycho
Perfect Blue
Roujin Z
-- (Gremlins) - already seen
-- (Braindead) - already seen
Death Wish 3
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
BOTTOM FIVE:
Dracula
Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Crimson Peak
The Year without a Santa Claus '06
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