Howdy y'all and welcome. I'm from Florida. HAHA j/k Floridians don't know how to operate a computer or acquire a job to gain means to purchase one. I was "pulling your chain" so to speak. I did that to teach you what a metaphor is. Now that I've ostracized exactly .000324%* of the world's population, let's get down to business. Will Smith. You know him from his music career. The world's most famous rapper. Will Smith invented rap, and you'll do yourself a service by purchasing all of his albums and collectible memorabilia. Now that you're decked out with your Men in Black themed hula-hoop (TM?), we can talk about... hold on here seriously I lost my train of thought... what was this post about... something with the Fresh Prince.
You know that sense of pride you get from knowing about some band "before they made it"? That "I was there from day one" dedication? It's kinda like that. You see, back in the 1990s (I didn't even know they made those) there was a point where no one knew who Will Smith was. He wasn't famous. Can you believe it? I can. Then from outer space came a spaceship and crashed into the earth, and the only decipherable remains were the script for a sitcom, with casting directions. That very same spaceship, on that very same Will Smith's birthday, was what became what you know as the set for the original Fresh Prince of Bel Air. And that show ran for six seasons and was probably the greatest television comedy family show ever made. Not a single person on this Earth can say they don't like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I'm saying that right now. I'm blogging that. And that makes it fact.
You know what's crazy? I just found out that his full name is NOT William Smith. It's Willard Smith! All these years of my life I've been calling him William, to find out now that his name is Willard?! UNFATHOMABLE!
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